Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
The best part of this dumb strip is Thor in the background watering plants
We both know all I’m going to get for my trouble is a snappy one-liner… and if I’m real lucky, a brand new nickname.
I don’t know how I missed Captain Falafel
(Source: replicatorcasey, via lostaway)